Cheers!

This is a girl who tries hard not to laugh at her own jokes too often and tries even harder not to download every single cat picture she finds onto her phone. She is quirky and is terrible at not creeping people out. What a weirdo.

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via rock-brigade)

dragonsoverhead:

jesterx2:

batceline:

the worst part of creating an original character is figuring out their last name

I go through cemeteries and jot down the most interesting ones.

That’s actually a really good idea thank you

(Source: demonologys, via rock-brigade)