Cheers!

This is a girl who tries hard not to laugh at her own jokes too often and tries even harder not to download every single cat picture she finds onto her phone. She is quirky and is terrible at not creeping people out. What a weirdo.

If you’re hungry and you know it clap your hands! #macandcheese #foodporn
Picture from #WeHeartIt
21. April 2014

queer-it-up-a-notch:

troylerloving:

wearehighonwifi:

caitlincst:

kingforhermione:

rox1108:

007-reporting:

angelsontheearth:

17851

That’s disgusting.

Well done society.

Well done.

20,299.

148,628

170,488

I swear if this gets any more notes then I fear for the next generation.

389,556

Dear God

452,657

453,240..

471, 259. Holy shit.

(Source: nickastig.me, via rock-brigade)

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

image

(Source: videohall, via rock-brigade)

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via rock-brigade)